
There's a really weird Baltimore Club influence running through Unladylike's totally-ignored album Certified and who knows how or why it happened. Cynically, the slow-burn hype of someone like Rye Rye might be to blame--it's clear Unladylike's label has no idea what to do with them--but it totally works because it's the grab from anywhere fun of Club with those Lil Jon Yeahhhhs popping-up or the song that samples Four Non-Blondes (yes.) and here, some samples from The Simpsons. Neither of the girls in Unladylike are rapping particularly well on this track--it's kinda too slow and minimal for them--but they can rap well when they want to and this track is more about like, fuck-it-all weirdness anyway. Tee wins out for being completely bizarre, sorta yelping out her brag-raps and kicking the verse off with two Simpsons references back to back.
-"You're Not My Girl" Ryan Leslie
Who knows what's going on in Ryan Leslie's brain. "You're Not My Girl" quotes or re-interopolates (?) "Another One Bites the Dust" the same way Leslie grabbed Maroon 5's sound for "Quicksand" off his slept-on self-titled from early in the year. Then, he fills in all the open space of the imminently head-noddable bump with arcade machine synth noises and a ton of other weird sounds.Call it super elegant electro-funk or symphonic synth R & B. Think there's a harpsichord or a keyboard set to "Harpsichord" in there somewhere. Leslie basically makes songs with three or four different pieces, any one of which would be enough for a hit, but crammed together, one after another, it becomes oddly underwhelming. In part, because R & B right now's kinda like Hair Metal was in the 80s--a whole bunch of unmemorable shit and then the most killer chorus in the world--Leslie's not very popular. There's too much good stuff in his productions. He also has an awesome, terrible habit of taking typical R & B topics (girls on the side) and either refuting them or as he does here, singing about all the awkward and complex shit that swells up inside these kinds of affairs.
-"Fuck Da World" Diamond
Nihilistic raps like this never get old but it's automatically more interesting because it comes from a female rapper, rapping about her feelings (or lack thereof) in precisely the same way a depressed dude rapper would do it. It's not that female rappers--or females in general--don't have these feelings, it's that they're sorta not allowed to express them, but the entire P.ardon M.y S.wagger tape, beginning with the title, runs circles around gender expectations wrecking them and recontextualizing them, so Diamond can get away with it. Too many sad-sack lines to highlight here, but when Diamond apologizes to her (miscarried) seed is well, damn. The part about hoping the plane she's on would crash so then people actually react to something is similarly "wow" and captures the jumble of pathos and self-obsession rolling around inside suicidal thoughts. This verse has the same air of desperation Diamond had when she spit about missing a dude on "Circles", just she's extended it to Scarface or Z-Ro territory.
-"I Wish You Were Here" Ghostface featuring Tre Williams
Almost picked "Redemption", the meaty intro track from the kind of a Wu Tang album Chamber Music because it perfectly illustrates the Revelations' smooth jaggedness, but "Wish You Were Here" does that too--and it has rapping. Revelations vocalist Tre Williams usurps the song at the mid-point and doesn't give it back and "I Wish You Were Here" is better for it. Like The Delfonics (or "Delphonics" as they're credited) pushed Ghost to the side and just totally took over "After the Smoke Is Clear" off Ironman. Good to hear Ghost avoid his much-smarter but more boring crack-rap correctives of the past three years and dealing entirely in tiny details of normal life. Like how he describes cuddling after fucking ("it's bright from the TV light") or his super-sincere form of get-in-your-pants talk ("I get butterflies when we hug and kiss/Do you?"). Wu Tang's increased interest in smothering the rap in their songs with like, extended R & B crooning or rap-psych weirdness, is old-head rap gracefully avoiding diminishing returns.
-"Spiritual Gladiators" Willie Isz
Part of the reason Willie Isz never goes the way of Gnarls is because it's clear producer Jneiro Jarel hasn't listened to any "hip" non-rock music since like 1998, so he's forcing Drill n Bass (the skittering drums) and ominous atmospherics of Trip-Hop (an unidentifiable wheeze in the background, plinks of piano) and 80s loosely Gothic acts (the "some will fall" chant is so Bauhaus) into a hip-hop soundscape. Those sounds are way easier to incorporate into something still tinged with hip-hop because they were all dealing with some form of black music and these days, non-rap, smart-person pop music's run screaming from black music (or "white" music influenced by "black" music) and so, there's hardly any sub-genre discourse going on. Further collapse of a monoculture and blah blah blah, SFJ's 'A Paler Shade of White' etc. Khujo kills these kinda rap tracks because he doesn't feel the need to get extra-anything on them, he just raps unintimidated.
-"Vultures Descend" Greymachine
This song isn't very impressive, but it gets the job done. Or maybe it's really good and it just comes too loaded with context. It's easy to imagine chill alt-bros in Isis hoodies thinking noise and genuinely fucking heavy guitars is next-level when it's really kinda some sad attempt at Kevin Drumm or something. Nothing in metal, especially "avant-metal"--like hip-hop, metal's inherently avant-garde--has been all that good since Sleep's Jerusalem but okay, here we go. There's a killer riff hidden in this thing, it's catchy, like Land of Lurches or the good Merzbow stuff is catchy--it inexplicably grabs hold of your ears, it not all din and thud that turns to background music. The blast of drums about four minutes in and the post-metal guitar riff a minute later are genuinely transcendent. And it's the clear merging of two bands' sounds: The drums of Justin Broadrick, the emotionally-manipulative guitars of Isis.
I've gotta comment on the Greymachne... I hear what you're saying in terms of like obviously JBrdrck is influenced by that stuff, but to me this is way more dancey than that stuff is. There's a 4/4 kick nearly the entire time and that sounds purposeful to me. It's more Basement Jaxx "Where's Your Head At?" than shoegaze to me. It's a fun track that keeps its heaviness.
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ReplyDeleteI can definetely see that, especially once the song comes together halfway through. Still the groans and noise stuff seems a bit half-hearted and it's my main beef with this stuff. I also think Isis are sort of terrible though.
And also, the past few Jesu EPs/Split have basically been vaguely droney-dance music: Jesu/Envy, 'Why Are Not Perfect?...
Long time reader...first time leaving a comment...
ReplyDeleteIt blows my mind how Ryan Leslie has found absolutely mediocre success when he is arguably the most talented r&b producer/singer out there, minus The Dream. I can't seem to figure out how he has not really caught on and more importantly why some of the major stars hes written songs for/produced for haven't pushed him into the public consciousness with a cosign or something. A guy like Leslie who obviously knows how to make hits, just needs someone to help "sell" them. If dude could get on BP3 single (or probably even b-side) singing a hook half as good as any of his own jams he'd be at least at John Legend status within the month. On a Leslie side note, I once stumbled upon a hilarious article postulating that Leslie might be a new Sacha Baron Cohen character. While I am 99.9% sure this is not the case, it made me long for the blissfully ignorant Ali G and cross my fingers that he gets a second crack at mainstream film exposure (Ali G In Da House is about as satisfying as a Young Berg feature).
The analogy equating R&B to hair metal is genius.
ReplyDeleteWho remembers anything but the chorus to "We're Not Gonna Take It"?
Good point on the recent Jesu stuff, he's def been moving in that direction. And as an Isis fan I agree that they've been hacky for a long while.
ReplyDeleteAlso, somehow I wrote "to me" in three consecutive sentences in my initial comment. I have beer to thank for that.
L.A-
ReplyDeleteI recall that article but can't remember where and I can see that line of thinking...he's just so bizarre.
Check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE1zDjORMpk
And yeah, if he could just get on the right album he'd be set.
Aaron-
I was thinking of "Once Bitten Twice Shy" in particular, but yeah, totally. I was also thinking of Lady Gaga more than R & B proper as an example of this but it extends to most stuff on the radio. Monster hook sitting at the top of a heap of unmemorable garbage.
Re: Ryan Leslie and "oddly underwhelming"
ReplyDeleteI'll agree Leslie's productions are funky as hell and have some great sounds, but I don't think it's a glut of good stuff that makes a song like this underwhelming. For me, it's a lack of emotional drama that makes it underwhelming. There are not a lot of cues in Leslie's melodies or voice to underscore the sentiments in his lyric. He could be singing about doing the laundry for all the emotion he shows. And even for all the sections of the song, I don't feel like it goes anywhere.
To be honest, I've only given his album a casual listen on lala, but nothing about it particularly grabbed me. But TheDream's new album stopped me in my tracks several times under similar circumstances.
Leslie's songs just need a little more drama.
P.S. Isn't annoying that some person on the internet posts for the first time on your blog just to disagree with you?
ReplyDeleteSorry 'bout that. I've enjoyed all the thought and consideration you put in your writing and wouldn't be reading it if there wasn't a lot that I find interesting and agreeable. Keep up the good work!
Evan-
ReplyDeleteNah, it's cool to "come out" to complain. I see what you mean, he hardly has a vocal range but I think lyrically he gets into some messy places. Even this song is he being sort of an emotionless dick so it works. "I Shouldn't Have To Wait" from the S/T is pretty emotional. But yeah I see what you mean though it doesn't bother me as much--in part because really no R & B singers are emotive anymore.
Geez, you picked my least favorite Chamber Music track, but de gustibus.
ReplyDeleteYou might like this post I did over at The Message:
http://www.themessageblog.com/2009/07/cant-knock-hustleespecially-in-context.html
Ryan Leslie will never top the "Me & U" instrumental. The vocal version is pretty awful but I can listen to that beat all day. In my opinion he should keep it minimalist and leave the lush/layered stuff to other people.
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